Wall Street Screws Main Street Once Again

So spending is up and earnings are up (at least according to the US government), but at the same time - jobs are down. As the Wall Street big wigs parachute their way out of financial disaster with golden payoffs, average Americans have seen their 401Ks drop to unprecidented rates while more jobs extinguish daily.
 
Yet our government continues to offer monetary handouts to corporations that reward their management with undercover bonuses and unwarranted perks. Basically the average consumer is being screwed by the powers that be although they're using a condom.
 
I guess you'd call it responsible fucking, but the government has been less than honest about the repercussions, much like the way some 20 year old guy convinces a 16 year old girl to give up her virginity. So in this instance, us average Americans are unsuspecting virgins who've been screwed by the system. Although the government apparently used a condom, it's obvious the condom broke.
 
So here we are pregnant with a bailout destined to drag us down as dependents for a generation to come. Hopefully we won't be fooled again.
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