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I was a single father making $25,000 a year when I created Sinus Buster, the world’s first hot pepper nasal spray designed to relieve headaches, sinus problems and allergy symptoms. It may sound nuts, but when I accidentally discovered that hot peppers could stop headaches almost instantly, I knew I had my biggest idea.

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Revive the Economy by Investing in Small Business

Why Won't Obama Help True Small Business and Entrepreneurs?

The Obama administration keeps harping about helping small business and the importance of entrepreneurs to revive our economy, but so far all they have done is hand out billions of dollars to the big corporations that created this mess to begin with. As an entrepreneur and small business owner who has actually created jobs, I'm totally confused by Obama. He talks about helping small business, but he never puts the money where his mouth is.

Frankly, I'm embarrassed as an American who was stupid enough to vote for Obama. I'm usually a pretty smart guy, but I bought into the Obama hype because I wanted to believe he really cared about small business - the backbone of the American economy. Unfortunately, the Obama administration views small businesses as companies with more than 100 employees, but if you have more than 100 employees, you're business is most certainly not a small one.

Booming Thrift Shop Business Exposes The Truth About Our Weak Economy

Lets face it - the economy is in the shitter and everything the government claims to be doing is not really working. Unemployment is up and house sales are down, but it's all being whitewashed with fake jobs, un-necessary public works projects, extended unemployment benefits and ridiculous bailouts for corporations that don't need it. The Obama administration is simply putting bandaids on every economic laceration without actually fixing the injury. It's as if they keep defibrilating the heart without ever doing heart surgery and now everything is finally coming apart at the seams.

If you watch the liberal news, you might think our economy is making a rebound, but if you really take a look at the world around you, it's obvious that most people are barely hanging on. the best evidence of this is the booming business at thrift shops and garage sales around the country. The other day, I visited a number of thrift stores including the salvation Army, Goodwill and independent second hand sellers. I couldn't believe it - There were no parking spaces at any of these shops. In fact, people were parking on the side of the road and down the street at mini-malls and other businesses. I've never seen anything like it in my life. Traditional retailers could only dream of the business these thrift stores are doing nowadays. I also noticed the same trend with Dollar Stores.

The Corporate Constipation Dictionary - Hilarously True

This dictionary includes corporate terms I've witnessed, but this is not the be all and end all. Please feel free to add any terms you think I may have missed and I'm sure there are many more. These terms are all based on having a sense of humor. If you can't laugh at yourself then you shouldn't read this.......
 
1: Teeing Up
Example: “Can you tee that up for me?”
Corporate Meaning: To get a project ready for your manager
True Meaning: To do all the hard work on a project so your boss can take credit for it.
 
2: Working Remotely
Example: “I won’t be in the office today because I’m working remotely.”
Corporate Meaning: Working from home.
True Meaning: Taking the day off.
 
3: Action Items
Example: “Give me an excell sheet showing the action items for the project.”
Corporate Meaning: Steps necessary to completing a project.
True Meaning: Ways to pretend you’re actually getting something done.

The Great Wall Street Ponzi Scheme

Ever since the 21st century stock market first took a dive in 2008 and home mortgages dove even further thanks to Wall Street greed, the economic outlook for America and the world, has been dismal. While the Bush administration gave billions to corporate America labeled as a bailout, the Obama administration followed suit by handing out even more tax payer's cash to the same people who destroyed the economy to begin with. Now the new president is claiming to care about corporate responsibility after the fact, as more Americans than ever continue to lose their livelihoods thanks to the corporate greed he has supported from day one.

Howard Stern News At Sirius Satellite Radio Is Doing A Story On My New Book

Just did an interview with the lovely Lisa G from Howard 100 News at Sirius Radio. My book, The Working Class Entrepreneur is dedicated to howard Stern and also tells the story of how the King of All Media helped me launch my business in 2004.

Thanks to Howard Stern, I went from working in my kitchen to hiring three employees and moving into a top notch work space almost overnight. Aside from giving tips on how to start your own business with less than $500, the book also covers my experience in television and radio, which is how my life intersected with Howard Stern.

New ThermaSkin Itch Blocker & Bug Blocker Roll Ons Now at Greensations.com

We just launched two new innovative capsaicin based skin care products under the ThermaSkin brand. Our ThermaSkin Bug Blocker is guaranteed to stop all kinds of insects with a natural combination of capsaicin and essential oils including geranium, cedar and lemon eucalyptus. It also relieves itching and irrtation from bug bites.

Our ThermaSkin Itch Blocker uses capsaicinm, jewelweed, goldenseal and pareira extract to neutralize plants that produce Urushiol, including poison ivy, poison sumac and poison oak.

These are the most innovative natural outdoor skin care products ever created. These products do not contain any harmful chemicals so they are kid safe and pet friendly.

No Chemicals - No Parabens - No Burning....

Check out our new ThermaSkin roll ons at www.Greensations.com

What Entrepreneurs Really Want For Christmas

While the rest of the world is hoping for presents that include electronics, toys, video games and even clothes, entrepreneurs only want one thing - Success. As a serial entrepreneur, my life revolves around the success of my ventures and my identity is based on my entrepreneurial vision. It's a sad fact that us entrepreneurs are consumed by our own ideas and dreams, and anything beyond that id simply icing on the cake.

Sinus Buster In First For Women Magazine

Sinus Buster is featured in the new First For Women magazine in an article about sinusitis. A woman who has suffered with chronic sinusitis for years and tried everything including several sinus surgeries, credits Sinus Buster capsaicin nasal spray with saving her life. When I invented Sinus Buster in 2003, I knew it worked because it solved my sinus problems and kept my headaches at bay.

The Print Edition at Amazon

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You can also find The Working Class Entrepreneur in hundreds of book stores and online. On Amazon, you can take a sneak peak at the first pages. Signed copies will also be available exclusively on eBay.

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