This dictionary includes corporate terms I've witnessed, but this is not the be all and end all. Please feel free to add any terms you think I may have missed and I'm sure there are many more. These terms are all based on having a sense of humor. If you can't laugh at yourself then you shouldn't read this.......
 
1: Teeing Up
Example: “Can you tee that up for me?”
Corporate Meaning: To get a project ready for your manager
True Meaning: To do all the hard work on a project so your boss can take credit for it.
 
2: Working Remotely
Example: “I won’t be in the office today because I’m working remotely.”
Corporate Meaning: Working from home.
True Meaning: Taking the day off.
 
3: Action Items
Example: “Give me an excell sheet showing the action items for the project.”
Corporate Meaning: Steps necessary to completing a project.
True Meaning: Ways to pretend you’re actually getting something done.

Ever since the 21st century stock market first took a dive in 2008 and home mortgages dove even further thanks to Wall Street greed, the economic outlook for America and the world, has been dismal. While the Bush administration gave billions to corporate America labeled as a bailout, the Obama administration followed suit by handing out even more tax payer's cash to the same people who destroyed the economy to begin with. Now the new president is claiming to care about corporate responsibility after the fact, as more Americans than ever continue to lose their livelihoods thanks to the corporate greed he has supported from day one.

Just did an interview with the lovely Lisa G from Howard 100 News at Sirius Radio. My book, The Working Class Entrepreneur is dedicated to howard Stern and also tells the story of how the King of All Media helped me launch my business in 2004.

Thanks to Howard Stern, I went from working in my kitchen to hiring three employees and moving into a top notch work space almost overnight. Aside from giving tips on how to start your own business with less than $500, the book also covers my experience in television and radio, which is how my life intersected with Howard Stern.

We just launched two new innovative capsaicin based skin care products under the ThermaSkin brand. Our ThermaSkin Bug Blocker is guaranteed to stop all kinds of insects with a natural combination of capsaicin and essential oils including geranium, cedar and lemon eucalyptus. It also relieves itching and irrtation from bug bites.

Our ThermaSkin Itch Blocker uses capsaicinm, jewelweed, goldenseal and pareira extract to neutralize plants that produce Urushiol, including poison ivy, poison sumac and poison oak.

These are the most innovative natural outdoor skin care products ever created. These products do not contain any harmful chemicals so they are kid safe and pet friendly.

No Chemicals - No Parabens - No Burning....

Check out our new ThermaSkin roll ons at www.Greensations.com

While the rest of the world is hoping for presents that include electronics, toys, video games and even clothes, entrepreneurs only want one thing - Success. As a serial entrepreneur, my life revolves around the success of my ventures and my identity is based on my entrepreneurial vision. It's a sad fact that us entrepreneurs are consumed by our own ideas and dreams, and anything beyond that id simply icing on the cake.

Sinus Buster is featured in the new First For Women magazine in an article about sinusitis. A woman who has suffered with chronic sinusitis for years and tried everything including several sinus surgeries, credits Sinus Buster capsaicin nasal spray with saving her life. When I invented Sinus Buster in 2003, I knew it worked because it solved my sinus problems and kept my headaches at bay.

Our recent interview with the  CEO of Zappos  has been a big draw for readers, and many of you have had questions about the first online shoe store that has grown into a multi-billion dollar sales machine. Zappos recently launched a health and beauty section that has already garnered millions in sales thanks to their loyal customer base.

After selling SiCap last year, I have continued to work for the brands I created within the new company and I love it. But I've always planned to continue my interests in capsaicin skin care as a side venture. I retained my initial capsaicin skin care brand, Youthful Trends for future use since the new company has set its focus on OTC medicines. So during the past year, I've worked nights and weekends to relaunch my capsaicin skin care line under the brand name Greensations® because I believe we've only scratched the surface of what hot peppers and other herbals can do for the skin.

The new Greensations natural skin care line launched last week with three initial products, ThermaSkin, ThermaScalp and ThermaFeet. These are the first natural body sprays to use caffeine and capsaicin to increase blood flow while relieving topical inflammation, itching and irritation.

It's been a year since Dynova has acquired Sinus Buster and its sister brands under SiCap, LLC. As I've been known to admit, the first phases of our corporate transition were tough. Even though I sold my interest in Buster brands, I also retained stock in the new company and I'm glad I did. Now that Sinus Buster has hit the shelves of Walgreens and Rite Aid, SiCap is starting to make it's transition from a small start-up to a major player in my opinion. 

Under the new corporation, I've been retained to focus on my dream job. I finally get to develop new products under a company that has the resources to make my inventions a reality. Now that a year has gone by, SiCap is about to release my first new product under the new corporate structure. It's been a long road, but our CEO has found a way to balance the corporate structure with our entrepreneurial roots, and the results have given us a very productive pipeline for innovative new natural health products.